call your activitities “shoddy work”. What do you think of that?
‘Are the f***ing coppers indeed telling that sort of stories? The f***ing police should f***ing shut up.’
The police also say you and your fellow workers ask a lot of money for the asphalting of drives.
‘No kidding please.’
But they truely say that, by hand to my heart.’
‘We expensive? It’s a f***ing disgrace. I’d rather call it a f***ing pittance we get here.’
Futhermore they say that unfortunately your asphalting isn’t rated as a criminal offence.
‘What a f***ing lot of bastards. Of course it’s no f***ing criminal offense. It’s a f***ing perfectly honourable job we do.’
But don’t tell me you’ve been trained as an asphalteer!
‘Of course we f***ing all have been trained at the Royal Asphalt Highschool in Rochdale. Seven f***ing years long. Without one single exception we all f***ing graduated in asphalting.’
But if you and your colleagues are graduates, what made you come to Horst aan de Maas?‘Teaching, teaching, f***ing teaching. We’re on a f***ing mission. You Dutchmen with your f***ing arrogance don’t know a f***ing shit about asphalting.’
Excuse me …
‘Have you lately been to the f***ing Schadijkerweg-Dr. Droesen junction?’
‘Then get the f***ing hell out of here and have a look there yourself. Complete total f***ing crap. And now I f***ing call it a day.’
But I still have a lot of questions.
‘Will you f***ing please go out of my sight?’
‘Remove your f***ing self. Now!’